Retirement in Serbia

Red Son Superman’s Speech to Comrade Putin

“Comrade Putin… listen closely.
This is not a threat from a tyrant, but a warning from a servant of the people.”

For decades you wrapped yourself in the flag of the motherland, claiming strength while sowing fear, promising stability while harvesting obedience. You believed history would remember you as iron. But history does not bow to iron—it melts it.

The people whisper now.
The workers feel the weight of your shadow.
Even the faithful Party men avert their eyes, ashamed of what they helped you build.

I have flown over every city from Vladivostok to Murmansk. I have watched factories stand silent while palaces grow louder. I have heard the cries you pretend not to hear.

And so I speak plainly:

Retire.
Step aside.
Take exile in Serbia, where the ghosts of yesterday’s strongmen still applaud such men as you.
Do this peacefully… or you will face the judgment of the people you claim to serve.

You know what I am, Comrade Putin.
I do not rule nations.
I do not crave thrones.
I do not seek your downfall for my own gain.

But I am the guardian of those who cannot speak without fear.
And their fear has reached me.

You have two paths laid before you:

One—quiet exile, a final chapter written far from the Kremlin walls.
The other—standing alone before millions who have awoken from the spell of your power.

Choose wisely.
Even a man in your position deserves the dignity of choosing his own ending.

The Soviet sun rises for the people—not for you.
And it rises with or without your permission.

This is your last warning, Vladimir.
Retire… or face the will of a nation that has found its voice once more.”

The Dandelion Revolution

The cold air of Moscow buzzed with quiet anticipation. It was the first day of spring, and the city’s parks, still dusted with patches of snow, began to show signs of life. Yellow dandelions, stubborn and vibrant, pushed through cracks in the concrete. To the government, they were weeds. To the people, they were hope.

At the heart of the movement was Pussy Riot, the punk rock collective turned revolutionaries. For years, their protests had been dismissed as fringe art, their members jailed, beaten, and silenced. But their resilience inspired a generation disillusioned by Vladimir Putin’s iron grip. Now, they were ready to turn their defiance into a full-blown revolution.

The plan was simple yet bold. On May Day, as the government prepared for its annual display of military power, Pussy Riot would stage a massive counter-demonstration in Red Square. Instead of guns and tanks, they would arm themselves with music, art, and dandelions—a symbol of the people’s endurance.

Nadya Tolokonnikova, the group’s charismatic leader, addressed the crowd gathered in a hidden warehouse on the outskirts of the city. “The dandelion grows where nothing else can,” she said, holding up a fistful of the yellow flowers. “It cannot be eradicated. Just like us.”

As the day arrived, the streets filled with thousands of people wearing yellow scarves and carrying bouquets of dandelions. They moved as one, chanting Pussy Riot’s anthems, their voices echoing off the Kremlin walls. The government, caught off guard by the sheer size and unity of the movement, scrambled to respond.

At the center of the square, Pussy Riot performed atop a makeshift stage. Their song, “Dandelion Rebellion,” electrified the crowd. Each verse was a call to action, a reminder that power belonged to the people. As the chorus swelled, dandelions were tossed into the air, their seeds scattering like tiny parachutes of resistance.

The riot police arrived, but something unexpected happened. Many of them, young and weary of the regime themselves, hesitated. A few even joined the crowd, taking off their helmets and holding dandelions in solidarity. The revolution’s momentum became unstoppable.

By nightfall, Putin had fled the Kremlin. His departure was as quiet as his rule had been loud. In his absence, a provisional council formed, with Pussy Riot at its heart. Their first decree: dismantle the mechanisms of oppression and begin the work of rebuilding a free and democratic Russia.

The next morning, Moscow woke to a new world. The streets, once gray and lifeless, were now covered in a sea of yellow dandelions. The people, like the flowers, were resilient. And though the road ahead was uncertain, one thing was clear: the Dandelion Revolution had bloomed.

Dump Trump (Petrodollar Punk)

[Verse 1]
Hey
Donald
with your golden throne
Your empire built on oil and bones
You thought the dollar ruled the seas
But now it’s crumbling
can’t you see?
We rise up loud
voices strong
No more silence
we’ve been wronged
Punk hearts beat
we’ll take our stand
With burning flags across this land
[Chorus]
Petrodollars drifting far away
The power’s shifting
hear us say
We’re the storm
we’re the fight
Stripping down your hollow might
In our hands
the world will break
A dollar’s worth
we’ll take no fake
Hear our chant
it’s time to quit
Pussy Riot fuels the fire
every bit!
[Bridge]
Oh
the banks can tremble
the suits can frown
When the ashes fall
we’ll own this town
From Moscow streets to the New York lights
We’ll tear down walls
ignite the nights
A female force
a punk parade
In every word
rebellion made
So watch us rise
we won’t conform
Against your lies
we’re the new norm
[Outro]
So Donald
listen
feel the roar
Your petrodollar’s done
we’re here for more
With every heartbeat
with every scream
We’re the pulse of change
we fulfill the dream
Together we fight
with voices bold
The future’s ours
the new dream unfolds
No more shadows
we’ve taken the stage
Pussy Riot spirit
let’s turn the page!