Title: “Clash on Dr. Phil”
[Scene: The Dr. Phil stage. Nadya Riot sits with arms crossed, glaring at Danielle Bregoli, aka the “Cash Me Outside” girl. Dr. Phil sits between them, looking mildly amused but ready to mediate.]
Dr. Phil:
Alright, ladies, let’s keep it civil. Nadya, you reached out because you’ve got some strong feelings about Danielle’s rise to fame. What’s on your mind?
Nadya Riot:
Yeah, Dr. Phil, I just wanna know—why the hell are we making stupid people famous? This girl disrespected her mom on your show, acted like a fool, and now she’s rich? That’s the message we’re sending?
Danielle Bregoli:
Girl, you mad ‘cause I got a bag and you don’t? Don’t hate the player, hate the game.
Nadya Riot:
Oh, I hate the game. Trust me. But you played it by making disrespect cool. And now kids out here think acting like a brat will make them millionaires.
Danielle Bregoli:
And? If they dumb enough to follow, that ain’t on me. I turned a meme into a career. That’s called hustlin’, sweetie.
Dr. Phil:
Now, hold on, Danielle. What Nadya’s saying is that society seems to reward bad behavior. Do you think that’s a problem?
Danielle Bregoli:
Nah, the real problem is people like her sittin’ here, complainin’ instead of gettin’ theirs. I made somethin’ outta nothin’. Y’all just mad it wasn’t you.
Nadya Riot:
Nah, what I’m mad about is how easy it is for the worst behavior to go viral while talented people struggle. Imagine if scientists or teachers got this kind of attention. But no, we hype up people who throw tantrums on TV.
Danielle Bregoli:
Ain’t my fault what people wanna watch. Maybe y’all shoulda made science more entertaining.
Dr. Phil:
Alright, alright. I think we’re at a crossroads here. Nadya, I see your frustration. Danielle, I see your perspective. But let’s ask—where do we go from here?
Nadya Riot:
We stop feeding the machine. Stop sharing, stop clicking, stop making nonsense viral. We need to uplift people who actually make the world better, not just people who act out.
Danielle Bregoli:
That’s cute. But lemme know how that works out. ‘Cause last I checked, y’all still talkin’ about me.
Dr. Phil:
Well, I think we’ve all got something to think about. And on that note, we’ll be right back after this commercial break.
[Fade to black. Nadya and Danielle glare at each other as the cameras cut.]